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"I'm Going to Get My Hair Cut" is a song sung by Anything Muppet boy named Jeffy and Cookie Monster. In the song, Jeffy is scared to get to get his hair cut for the first time. He reasons that if it hurts like cutting his finger or his knee that it will be a terrible experience. Cookie Monster assures him that it is okay, and that he is also going to the barber today, but that he loves getting his fur cut, and it doesn't hurt at all. The two end the song happily contemplating how handsome they will look after a trip to the barber.
Furcut song

Furcut song

Lyrics Edit

Jeffy: I'm going to get my hair cut.

I've never done that before.

I know I once cut my finger.

And I know I once cut my knee.

If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that the barber's shop's no place for me,

But I gotta go get my hair cut.

Mom says I'm going to look so nice.

But when it's done, I'll look on the floor at the hair that was once on my head before.

It'll be all gone and I bet it'll never grow!

I'm getting my hair cut, but I don't wanna go!

(break while they talk)

Cookie Monster: Me going to get me fur cut.

Me gone plenty of times before.

It not like cutting me finger.

It not like cutting me knee.

'Cause cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all.

The barber's gentle as can be.

So me going to get me fur cut.

Me going to look so nice.

Me look in the mirror and me see a handsome monster. Oh, it me!

Me always get me fur cut when it grow.

Me getting me fur cut, and me so glad to go!

(they talk)

Both: We'll look in the mirror and we'll see a handsome monster. Oh, it's me!

It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows.

We're getting our hair cut and we're so glad to go.

Cast Edit

  • Frank Oz as Cookie Monster
  • Jeff Moss as Jeffy