Add a list of burns here :D (As long as they are Apporiate)
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Burns Edit

  • I'd slap you, but they would call it animal abuse.
  • If you were on fire and I had a bottle of water, I'd drink it.
  • It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
  • Your family tree is a cactus cause everyone on it is a prick.
  • You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
  • You must've been born on a highway, cause that's where the most accidents happen.
  • If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
  • You're so ugly that when you mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
  • you're so ugly the doctor apologized to your parents when you were born  
  • eating a hotpocket before waiting for it to cool down
  • A hot pan on your skin 

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