Add a list of burns here :D (As long as they are Apporiate)
- I'd slap you, but they would call it animal abuse.
- If you were on fire and I had a bottle of water, I'd drink it.
- It looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
- Your family tree is a cactus cause everyone on it is a prick.
- You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
- You must've been born on a highway, cause that's where the most accidents happen.
- If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- You're so ugly that when you mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
- you're so ugly the doctor apologized to your parents when you were born
- eating a hotpocket before waiting for it to cool down
- A hot pan on your skin